Ball of Lite Energy

anna funk is a real witch, not the kind that is affiliated with organized cults, she is not a member of a coven , and not a part of the Wicca movement; for this reason and this reason only; she is considered a Classic Independent Witch. Now if you know anything about real witches, you will know the reason of this, the Classic Independent Witch does not rely on the research of other witches, all spells and potions are made from the depths of her dark soul, this is to be protected, not shared. Most likely you will never know whether or not you have met a real witch; witches are exclusive, revealing there identity to but a special few; the special few are always subservient to the needs of witches,they having no inclinations as to the services they are performing, they are manifested by her, beings from the dark, she gives them experiences they have never encountered and this is in return for the task they have ahead. The reason I know this; I am one of the chosen.
she says to me "anna funk exist only in your head."
News for the New Year
Amalie Grimm
It is a ironic story; for those that belive in Anna Funk rebuke her; therefore making her real in the small place they assume to be their brain.
The News can spread like wild fire in a small town, always giving the ones without a life 'something to talk about.' There were a handful of people (Anna's Closest friends) that knew the real story; it being not nearly so exciting as the rumors, those that coveted the bits of information told by her partner, reveling in the juicey gossip, she soon became the talk of the town. Now at first Anna was extremely upset...